You know them, they look normal. They love hanging out with you and your friends every week. They count themselves as regulars at your favorite karaoke joint. The KJ knows them, but he always has that smirk when the ‘underachiever’ comes up to sing. Why? You say. Well their repertoire consists of songs like “Happy Birthday,” “Love Shack,” or any song that requires more talking than singing. You see, this way they become cool without really trying. They get points for being brave enough to karaoke in public without ever really having to, well, sing.

Advice: These people can’t walk and chew gum at the same time lest they trip or swallow their tongues. They fear failure more than most, so support them when you can, but make sure to also ply them with alcohol and have the KJ do a switcheroo on them when its their turn.